Monday, December 1, 2008

WTF? Presidential Edition

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I read it. Then re-wind. Read it again. And yes, the Mandarin Oriental has a ridiculous $200,900 package entitled "Presidential Privilege", designed for one couple to celebrate the 2009 Inauguration in obscene style. The $200,900 package is available exclusively from January 17 to 21, 2009.

So what does the cost of a low-end condo in DC (dope house in Texas) get you
at the Mandarin?

  • The power couple will be outfitted from head to toe for the Inaugural Balls by Ralph Lauren.
  • Five days, four nights in the lavish Presidential Suite at Mandarin Oriental, Washington D.C., offering unsurpassed views of the city's major monuments
  • A chauffer-driven, 2009 Maserati Quattroporte throughout the entire stay, with a backseat hamper of exotic snacks and chilled champagne daily
  • A private, five-course dinner party and wine pairing for eight guests in CityZen specially prepared by Chef Eric Ziebold and sommelier Andrew Myers
  • Vintage Veuve Clicquot Champagne and American caviar for two, served daily at dusk in the Presidential Suite's living room with a back drop of dramatic sunsets over the Jefferson Memorial, Tidal Basin and Washington Monument
  • Presidential Suite's refrigerator and pantry to be filled with the couple's favorite foods and snacks
  • Daily, two-hour Time Ritual spa treatments for two in the tranquil Spa at Mandarin Oriental. Manicure and pedicure services also included
  • Tickets to an Inaugural event
  • "His and her" Inaugural Ball fashions and accessories from Ralph Lauren
  • Daily breakfast in bed
  • 24-hour personal butler service
  • Ten, overnight weekend stays in a water view premier sleeping room to use throughout the year at Mandarin Oriental, Washington D.C. Two-hour Time
  • Ritual spa treatments also included for each day
  • An assortment of Washington, D.C. based collectibles
  • Monogrammed plush robes with party affiliation
  • Nightly turndown keepsakes
  • A $10,000.00 Donation in the name of the guest that purchases the package to the favorite charity of the new First Lady of the United States of America
  • The rate does not include tax or gratuity and is commissionable on the room portion only.
Thanks to The List Are You On It for making me re-think sanity for a bit this morning.

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