Gavin, Will, Cole and Ryan are proud to present SHORTS IIIIII, the world's seventh installment of the monumental shorts-mandatory event. Pants of any kind are absolutely forbidden. (This is very much for real. SHORTS ONLY. The doorman will have scissors if you need to sacrifice your pants.)
Shorts come in many lengths. So do pants. When considering your choice of legwear, be smart. Remember, if you are wearing pants, you will be denied entry to Shorts. If the legwear extends beyond the knee, ask yourself: "Is this a long short? ...or is it a short pant?"
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