Gavin, Will, Cole and Ryan are proud to present SHORTS IIIII, the world's fifth installment of the monumental shorts-mandatory event. Pants of any kind are absolutely forbidden. SHORTS will bring you the very best in "shorts culture" - guaranteed plays of the Spin Doctors classic '2 Princes', drinks by celebrity bartender Ryan, at least seven photographers to capture you in all your messy Shorts glory, and an guest appearance by Nostradamus (in shorts). Shorts come in many lengths. So do pants. When considering your choice of legwear, be smart. Remember, if you are wearing pants, you will be denied entry to Shorts. If the legwear extends beyond the knee, ask yourself: "Is this a long short? ...or is it a short pant?"
Acceptable varieties of shorts: UMBRO | KHAKI | OP | BOOTY | JEAN | RUNNING | PLEATED | MESH | SPANDEX | BOY | CARGO | GOLF | BERMUDA | BOARD | SHORT | BOXER | CUT-OFF | GYM | BIKER | JNCO Unacceptable (you will be kicked out): PANTS | CAPRIS | SKIRTS | SKORTS | DRESSES | SHORTS WITH TIGHTS
If you need a playground on Thursday July 10th, come down, bring your shorts -- and get crazy. 9pm-11pm 2$ HIGH LIFE
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